Friday, January 05, 2007

WOOOOO

I just got done making it through all the banter of our family. From Bro 1 ranting about some political crap, and looking at the first woman that will possibly ruin a nation built by stong males. Can you imagine what is said behind doors when these women meet with heads of other countries? I can already see Tony Blair whispering to Kim Jong "Would you?". Dont get me wrong I love a stong woman, shit I am married to one. Just dont really have the desire for them to hold the highest power in the world. Next was him bumping moms "jesus nerve". Oh boy.

Then I got to read mom's comeback to Bro 1. Get it out mom, get it out. We all know you are sorry, but I hate to tell you that you werent alone in those churchy decisions. All I know is that if there is a god that wants us to punish our kids by spanking, I dont want any part of that god. Whew, did I get my ass beat sometimes. Ouch. Then dad responds to mom's rants with a "corporate worship" comment. Classic but very, very true. Like Marilyn Manson says "welcome to the freak show."

Next and not at all the least I get to see Bro 2's blog and holy shit. I felt like I was actually in the room with you guys. Who would have ever thunk that I would live 2 states away from my brother and get to go to a doctors appointment with him to see his next sibling. Weirded me out big time. My vote already for the best blog of 07.

So then you get my blog for the day. I have started to read a book that dad turned me onto called The World is Flat. Good read for you people that like to read. Not going to blog about it until I finish, but I just wanted to put that out there for discussion. Not for long folks until we are not the super power in this world any more. Just a heads up. Sometimes I really wish that there was something we could do in this world to change things, but serioulsy what needs changing? Would you really rather live in another place? Dont you think we americans are just spoiled rotten and think we deserve much more than we probably do. That will be our demise. Song quote for the day:

My tapeworm tells me what to do
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, hey

6 comments:

Micah said...

Got 'The World is Flat' book too - I'll read it along with you and we'll compare notes. Yeah, after I put the ultrasound thing up, I thought, 'Wait, that's like looking into her uterus or something, isn't it?' But I think it's okay because it's medical or something.

Luke...Heidi...Brooke....Jake said...

I CAN'T BELIEVE I AGREED TO MARRY INTO THIS CRAZY FAMILY!- HEIDI

LORD I MUST HAVE BEEN BLIND said...

Guess the "spankin jesus mom" thing didn't work...maybe you should try the tapeworm next.

LORD I MUST HAVE BEEN BLIND said...

p.s.funny that the name"jesus" wasn't even USED in my blog...maybe it is your jesus nerve.

Anonymous said...

I remember someone screaming "chile abuse" or something like that while getting a whooping. Classic.

Anonymous said...

Spell check...that should be "chilD abuse". Not the abuse of the South American country.