Tuesday, November 21, 2006
Tuesday, November 14, 2006
2 for 1
++++This blog may contain sexual material+++++
Not to overshadow my lovely wife, but there is an immediate need for a man hood discussion. Please make sure to read her blog below. My buddy Jake is going in on Friday for the big "snip, snip". For those ladies reading this blog, that means his man berries are being relieved of their duty. It will be a sad moment in Jakes life and I want to make sure somebody stands up for him, even though the decision on him has been made. Is this right? Should another human being have the right to take away procreation from any living form?
I have been told that we have to be very careful to watch the weight of Jake after the surgery. Well no shit. What else does he have to live for other than hunting, sleeping and eating. Must be nice. Mom, wanted to know if the vet can do a 2 for 1 deal with Jake and I. Well the fundamental answer is NO. I am holding out for mankind, and for man dogs everywhere. We have to stand for some morals in this world and having another man shave my testicles at any point in time in my life is just plain nuts (no pun intended). I have no desire to sit with a bag of frozen peas, actually frozen potatoes (have to have something to remind me) on my berries for any given amount of time.
Now, mimi's don't get you hopes up this does not mean that right now in our lives we still want another child. That debate is slowly but swiftly dwindling away. I think true to the Hegenbart style that I am on some sort of list, time table, or otherwise arrangement on when we can and cant have another child. In honor of Jake I would like to thank his tongue for all the cleaning it has done over the past 5 months. I would also like to thank his mother for assisting in keeping them clean. Three cheers for Jake as he enters in the world of the "Pat's" (SNL Character).
Manhood In
Surgery Out
Not to overshadow my lovely wife, but there is an immediate need for a man hood discussion. Please make sure to read her blog below. My buddy Jake is going in on Friday for the big "snip, snip". For those ladies reading this blog, that means his man berries are being relieved of their duty. It will be a sad moment in Jakes life and I want to make sure somebody stands up for him, even though the decision on him has been made. Is this right? Should another human being have the right to take away procreation from any living form?
I have been told that we have to be very careful to watch the weight of Jake after the surgery. Well no shit. What else does he have to live for other than hunting, sleeping and eating. Must be nice. Mom, wanted to know if the vet can do a 2 for 1 deal with Jake and I. Well the fundamental answer is NO. I am holding out for mankind, and for man dogs everywhere. We have to stand for some morals in this world and having another man shave my testicles at any point in time in my life is just plain nuts (no pun intended). I have no desire to sit with a bag of frozen peas, actually frozen potatoes (have to have something to remind me) on my berries for any given amount of time.
Now, mimi's don't get you hopes up this does not mean that right now in our lives we still want another child. That debate is slowly but swiftly dwindling away. I think true to the Hegenbart style that I am on some sort of list, time table, or otherwise arrangement on when we can and cant have another child. In honor of Jake I would like to thank his tongue for all the cleaning it has done over the past 5 months. I would also like to thank his mother for assisting in keeping them clean. Three cheers for Jake as he enters in the world of the "Pat's" (SNL Character).
Manhood In
Surgery Out
Monday, November 13, 2006
What's New?
Winter is officially here. We got about 6-8 inches on Friday and it is snowing again this morning so there will be more sledding today after school.
Brooke is doing great! Loves school, loves dance, loves swim lesson and much to our dismay loves a boy named Ty! Luke and I have set the official dating age at 16 so we will see if it sticks. Me, well things are good. Finished another half marathon with Luke, Brooke and "big" Josh cheering me on, that was fun. I have also started substitute teaching and so far only one kid yelling profanity, one kid pull their pants down and one puking incident, overall I would say that is decent. It has been fun! Luke, well he is Luke trying to experience the great outdoors but karma is getting to him. He is going to have to start banking some good deeds! Last but certainly not least, Jake, come Friday he will no longer be a man! One down, one to go!!!!!
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